school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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