i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We just shotgunned beers for America
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
