Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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