these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
