Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
how do you play pong handcuffed?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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