Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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