But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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