First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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