i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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