We won't sleep together?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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