just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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