That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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