I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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