Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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