Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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