I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
this is an emotional support booty call
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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