She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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