Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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