I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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