i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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