not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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