just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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