So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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