I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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