We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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