Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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