just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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