I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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