I must be too annoying 4 u.
kristin has been a bad kristin
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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