Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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