Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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