He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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