Where did you get a picture of my penis
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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