Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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