that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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