Everything about him screamed your future.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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