i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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