what day is it and did you see me today?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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