yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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