Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
sex in a hospital.. check
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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