Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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