All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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