I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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