she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
and she was petting her beer can
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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