no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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