Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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