whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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