all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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