yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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