Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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