She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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