the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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